Ever notice how some people stretch a simple thought across dozens of lines? You know the type—breaks up every sentence like they're dropping some profound wisdom, but when you actually read it, there's barely anything there. Your brain's already fried by the time you reach the end. Why do they do that? Is it the illusion of substance, or just bad habits picked up from scrolling too much? Either way, it's exhausting. Just say what you mean already.