Hotel Room: Differences Before and After

Before Section
1. You know my ulterior motives, I know your feigned modesty
2. I'll just rub against you, I won't go in!
3. Tonight, I'll book the room, you just need to show up
4. Here's the key card, swipe to open the door, also swipe open my heart
5. King bed or twin beds? You decide, but I decide the bed

After Section
1. It's not that I love you, it's just that I'm recovered
2. You pressed on my hair! I'm going bald
3. Next time don't pick a water bed, it's too much trouble explaining how the bed got wet
4. After finishing, he said: Finally avenged you turning off League of Legends on me
5. Room inspection: My girlfriend still hasn't put her pants on, wait!