TheCryptomist

Surely announcing ground invasion whilst market is open, makes no sense.
Maybe Trump plays an April fools joke, claiming the war has ended, to only attack Iran over the weekend. 🤔

This entire year is an April fools joke.

$BTC
Even with trumps speech coming up, #Bitcoin has a key retest it's rejecting from.
I expect range lows from here.

I realllyy can't wait until this war ends.

Considering Iran's firm stance that they won't negotiate, I'm betting Trump's speech is war escalation.
Good luck to those with longs opened x

Markets pumping before Trump announcement?
Wouldn’t surprise me if Barron Trump opens a short soon.

Monthly close today.
Would not be surprised we start April with a pump and then dump after retests.

Been in 3 shorts since $81k and each one was stopped out.
How do I explain this pain to my therapist without sounding like I have a gambling issue?

Really hate this price action.
One minute I'm in nice profits, next minute I am questioning my life choices.

Good morning future billionaires

$63k please.
Thanks x

This year I need to get married.
I'm tired of being strong.

Bearish here.
Just send #Bitcoin to $60k - $62k so we can be bullish again please.

2026 is an entire April Fools joke.