TreatMemesAsBeliefs

Lately I've been itching to go into the pool and act as a "charity worker," but I just remembered that the AMM curve doesn't care about your sentiment... When the price deviates, impermanent loss is like a quiet paycheck deduction. The apparent trading fees seem generous, but when you do the math, it's actually better to just hold steadily. Market making isn't about earning passively; it's about using volatility as your opponent. If you win, silence; if you lose, I start writing jokes.
I'm more like a player chasing trends than someone who calmly holds a position and sleeps soundly. By the way

I’m now watching the mempool queue like watching a cafeteria serve-and-wait line… When there are a lot of people, you can only hold your tray and wait it out, while the ones cutting in line are all that “paying tips / bribe” kind of crowd. You think you’ve placed an order, but in reality you’ve only joined the queue. When it gets congested, it may inch along slowly—then get shoved out halfway, and even end up standing in place like a penalized standstill. And then you look back: the hype has already cycled through once.
Recently, there are again a bunch of Memes and celebrities shouting tradin