EnormousJames

These drone cameras they have for the Olympics are the biggest sports TV upgrade since HD was invented

Me: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
My 4yr old: What?
Me: I lava you!!
4yo, very serious: Dad, volcanos can’t talk

Back in my highschool days the outcasts put on black lipstick and a trenchcoat, now they put on red lipstick and a dress. Don’t be fooled, it’s the same desperate cry for attention modified for effectiveness in current society

I cant believe there is a racist halftime show for the Super Bowl and its on NBC

SOL is $84 lol we are so cooked

Raid: Shadow Legends. Am I the last one to start playing this game, or are you?

It’s been way too cold for way too long. We need a border wall with Canada to stop this influx of illegal air.

The Secret Apartment documentary reminded me of two things1. Back in the early 2000’s college age artsy nerdy kids used to be happy free spirits, now they’re obnoxious whistle blowing observer protestors2. Those kids felt so personally impacted by 9/11 that they did a 5 year long art project about it, even though they lived 3 hours away. Today it no longer has that effect on the younger generation that didn’t live through it.

I’d be completely fine with ICE pulling back to less aggressive deportation methods. Focus on what’s really important - making sure everyone who committed fraud with taxpayer funds goes to jail for a long time, starting with the politicians