BurtRock

I cannot be the only one who realizes that North Korean hackers are going to lead the new world order, right?

Can we all agree now that if you thought a billionaire real estate guy with mob, Israel, and Russia ties was anti-establishment you’re a fucking idiot?

When I ask ChatGPT for transit planning it keeps telling me to avoid walking in *certain neighborhoods*
One of those neighborhoods is where I live (and it’s safe btw) so idk what the fuck racist shit @OpenAI is on, but you gotta stop this.

Manosphere fad diets are funny because they’re all searching for the healthiest way to avoid eating fiber.

My mom discovered the concept of having scissors in the kitchen like 25 years ago, and to this day I still get updates on how easily she can open food packages with her kitchen scissors.

I used to think it was crazy how many people don't drink water, then I traveled a few other places and realized how much the water tastes like ass.

Damn now they're actually gonna bomb Iran to distract from the Epstein files.

Yeah flexing a Lambo is cool, but I just paid $16 for a flight from Denver to SFO.

Have you ever see these groups who spend like a half hour checking in to a hotel?
What is going wrong here? How do you take this long?

Okay who's in Denver?

Everyone posting about how much time they spend with Claude code but nobody posting an app.

Claiming we're living in a simulation is just normie philosophy
It's the ontological equivalent of saying your favorite rapper is Drake

Smoking weed on your front porch is one of your veranda rights

I swear if I have to hear one more political take on the superbowl halftime show I’m deleting my account.
They’re all shitty, always. Just don’t watch if it upsets you.