That's true, if Grok can't find it, you can ask Sha Po Lang.

So has the current "Shanzhai Season" turned into "Shanzhai Day"? 🤔
The previous Shanzhai Season was a general rally; now it's about taking turns on watch duty.
• Capital is shrinking: On-chain liquidity is like a leaky swimming pool; there’s only so much water, and everyone is scooping into their own small buckets. When SOL rises a bit, ETH starts to bleed; SUI just shows some movement, and the entire Move ecosystem begins to collectively peak, then quickly cools down.
• Consensus is dead, emotions rule: The current logic is very crude—whoever has the loudest voice can survive a couple more d

Trump announces the Strait of Hormuz is open.
Iran responds:

The big upside bet at Friday night’s dinner, the Ether space units, have already been unwound, but it’s still too early to leave at this time. I still expect a pullback to 74,000 and 2280. $BTC

A 22 year old in Spain scammed Amazon out of $370,000 by returning boxes full of dirt
Amazon refunds returns based on one thing which is the weight of the box when it comes back
If the weight matches the original item, the refund goes through automatically and nobody opens the box
James Gilbert Kwarteng figured this out in 2018
The way it worked was almost stupidly easy
He would order an expensive item on Amazon, a phone, a laptop, a piece of electronics, anything over a few hundred dollars
When it arrived he would weigh it to the gram, fill the original box with the exact same weight in dirt

The speed at which FUNToken is launching games is honestly impressive. While others are still planning, $FUN is already delivering playable products like Mad Bus Escape.$FUNTOKEN

⚡ JUST IN: Hyperliquid daily revenue reached $5 million for the first time since early February.

Friday’s target is very clear—reminding everyone to short at the top of the 4-hour channel around 78,000-78,500. And we’ve already warned everyone not to get carried away and chase long positions. The market is currently falling really smoothly; the 2,000-point downside space has already been given. And since the circuit breaker was already pulled on Saturday, there’s really no need to say more after that!
The market trend and indicator signals are all looking downward, and even the news is short-term bearish. So to the players who shorted at the highest point, I hope you stay firm in holding!

Instead of watching the market for rebounds, it's better to go for a hike and catch the spring breeze
The current market looks like the weather in April, changing suddenly. Watching those candlesticks, I'm afraid of being buried if I go long, and afraid of being squeezed out if I go short. Since I can't figure it out, I might as well go cycling and relax. All I hear is the wind and the sound of the chain turning, and this feeling is much more reassuring than watching the four decimal places jump. I plan to ride these twenty kilometers, then go home, take a shower, and sleep until I wake up nat

🚨 IRGC FIRES ON INDIAN SHIPS!
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy has opened fire on two Indian-flagged ships - JAG ARNAV and SANMAR HERALD - in the Strait of Hormuz.
Tensions in the Strait of Hormuz have escalated significantly. There are no official reports of major damage so far.

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[Recent Focus: TON]
I have been paying attention to TON recently, mainly for three reasons:
1. xchat is about to be released, which might impact the Telegram market accordingly
2. Telegram founder Durov announced the "MTONGA Seven-Step Plan"
3. TON tokens have been at a bottom level
Let's go through each one:
Recently, TG released a small update, which is: officially built-in "Simplified Chinese" language in TG, along with a translation button.
This is a wise update, proving that TG is taking Chinese users seriously, and also a counterattack before xchat's release, with the second goal: retain

Judge Tosses Security Claims Against Jenner Memecoin in Class Action Blow - - #againstjenner #memecoin #sec

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$RAVE Excessive profit selling

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Michael Saylor is back in profit 🤑
Bitcoin has risen above the average purchase price of Strategy, and the company’s unrealized profit now exceeds $1,800,000,000 💰
Be like @saylor buy Bitcoin and stay chill 😎