Here we go again. The perpetual bulls are gearing up for their next wave of defense. You know the drill - massive Bitcoin price targets that sound more like fantasy than finance. A million dollars per coin by 2030? Sure, why not just say ten million while we're at it.

Every time reality starts creeping in, the same playbook emerges. These folks need to justify their positions, so out come the talking heads. Expect certain well-known Bitcoin maximalists to hit every media outlet they can find. The messaging is so predictable at this point, you could probably generate their talking points with AI. Actually, maybe that's not a bad idea - let's see how accurate a prediction model would be for what these promoters will claim next.

The pattern repeats itself like clockwork. Market uncertainty? Time to double down on the hype. Questions emerging? Roll out the same arguments wrapped in slightly different packaging. It's become almost mechanical at this point.